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You know you have a true masterpiece when even nature imitates your work. Check out this log that looks very similar to Edvard Munch's awesome piece "The Scream".  The wood itself hasn't been tampered with  aside from  chopping it it half as they were about to toss it into a fire. Apparently, that chop was all that was needed to reveal the masterpiece within. Check out the pix below and see for yourself!

And for a limited time, it looks like you can also purchase this unique one-of-a-kind natural masterpiece on eBay! I think this is better then the Mary toast or the state cornflake. Here's an excerpt from the listing:

On a chilly Friday evening two figures gathered wood and kindling for a fire on the banks of the Suwannee River. After clearing the thick brush that surrounded a small cabin the two made their way back to an open stone pit and began preparing the wood for it's incineration and provision of warmth.

 

Carefully each selection of gathered wood was laid in order in the pit and the kindling lit. Suddenly the still night air was broken with a loud cry, "That log on the flames! It has a face!"

 

Quickly reaching into the searing flames they pulled out this mysterious log and gazed upon the face they had rescued from the scorching heat. Yes, they had seen this face before, but the last time it appeared was on a canvas backlit by a blood red sky. Now looking at the face and the glowing hot flames behind it, everything came together. The Scream had returned."

Link to eBay auction.